Both AVN.com and XBIZ.com ran articles from (what appears to be) a press release submitted by the company behind The Screaming O sex toy. At face value, it sounds like an interesting story. Kanye West has reignited his beef with Taylor Swift as he gives sex advice on AskKanye.com. West recommends the pop princess to try the Screaming O Vibrating Ring. The problem is... KANYE WEST ISN'T BEHIND ASKKANYE.COM. THE SITE IS PURE SATIRE (per the site's Disclaimer page).
A casual internet surfer who stumbled up on AskKanye.com might believe that the hip-hop superstar is behind the website. So, when one reads this exchange...
Fan: Have you ever used a Screaming O vibrating ring?
Kanye: No. If I want to make a girl orgasm I rap on their clitty. One time I rapped a full 16 bars and the girl passed out and almost died. So now I just stick with 8.
Fan: That sounds dangerous! Let us send you a Screaming O and save someone’s life.
Kanye: Send to someone in need. I recommend this person.
...one might think it's legit. (Which is more than likely what happened to The Screaming O rep that read it). But, upon scrolling down to careful examination of the About and Disclaimer pages. It's evident that the website is pure satire, and has nothing directly to do with Kanye West.
The Disclaimer page reads: "This site is in no way affiliated with any real person. Kanye is made up person. It's 100% satire. That mean's this site is a joke. So don't take yourself so seriously and enjoy it!"
So, after discovering the truth about the website, it's kind of funny to read what the Screaming O rep is quoted to say about the West/Swift situation.
Keith Caggiano: "We all thought the feud was over, but either Kanye's still got some baggage for Taylor Swift to carry or he's reinventing himself as a sex therapist. Whatever it is, we're happy to be on board. Any hot, sex — and legal — pop stars who want to have more orgasms can have their pick of our sex toys. And by the sound of Kanye's attitude, it seems he could use a friend. Possibly even a Buddy. We know just what to send him."
If only there had been a little simple fact-checking done by AVN.com and XBIZ.com, in particular when a press release is dealing with two big music icons.
~Papi Chulo~
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